May 13, 2003

flight fireworks

Hi everybody. Today i am going to take a little flight to Australia. I'll be the one flying Qantas so look for me over your neighborhood. Please don't tell anyone, but i am bringing fireworks on the plane with me. Everyone will be so happy when we are 40,000 feet in the air and i start lighting my bottlerockets with my sparklers. I am going to wait till they dim the lights for the movie and then surprise everyone. Imagine how happy they'll be. I bet the captain will give me some sort of special souvenir. Maybe a stuffed animal kangaroo thing. I'll try to take pictures for you guys.

If you would like to watch my show in sydney live on the internet then tune into

I'll be live in the studio as well as live on stage for my show. Their website will have all the details and a fancy time converter as well. I think Milan listed it on the discussion boards. I would like to thank milan for doing such a great job in bringing me down under. (that doesn't sound right) Milan's website is and he has been posting many of the newspaper clippings from press interviews where i lie about things to really nice Aussie journalists. I hope they don't find out or i am going to go straight to hell.

Jesse has been doing a bangup job on this here website. Today you will find some cool new schtuff to look at including a letter informing my poor parents of my dismissal from summer school. Can you believe i got kicked out of auto workshop? NO wonder my truck is broken dowm on the side of the highway somewhere in anaheim near Disneyland. What an idiot. There is also a letter I sent my folks in my third grade scrawl. I was somewhere in europe and clearly out of my mind. My poor parents. If i ever have kids they are probably going to torment me for my whole life as some sort of karmic payback.

Jesse also put in a video of me performing the song quarter inch at sxsw. Check it oot eh? You can find this in the section called "on with the shows."
He also added new photos in the "photology" section.

Also jesse has added a cool feature to the home page that allows you to make comments for the whole world to see.

Finally i would like to thank Cody Rush for being so cool over the years and being a great friend. He is the one who stared this website years ago. I just had breakfast with him yesterday and I hugged him really long and i think he felt uncomfortable. We both blushed and now he isn't returning my calls. I feel sort of bad about this but that feeling will go away.

cheers to all. Peace be with you...and also with you

steverino josephino joshuawahwahwah poltzification

Posted by steve at May 13, 2003 5:06 PM


Keep your baby away from the Dingos!

Posted by: dannyboy at May 14, 2003 7:45 PM

Could you please kiss dung for me?


Posted by: mrs. pertOOsin at May 15, 2003 1:58 PM

Whats going on with the new CD? Also i think we can do a LRC on june 16 in Santa Cruz you up for that or maybe a club or coffee shop? Troy can come too...


Posted by: kevin at May 18, 2003 9:41 AM

Dear Keven,
I'm not steve, but the album comes out August 12, 2003. Really. Honest. I'm NOT kidding. He mentioned the other night during his webcast from Austria that he took a lot of CRAP about the impending release date. I'm going to make it my mission to see that the crap continues. :D

Posted by: mrs. pertOOsin at May 18, 2003 4:23 PM

I just noticed that the note from the princi"PAL" says at the bottom,

"Troubled Waters"

I'm suing.

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at May 29, 2003 7:15 PM

available now!
Chinese Vacation
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check out some tracks here
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