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May 27, 2003

The Hargrove Situation

Dear friends,
I am very scared. I bought a digital camera and it is one more way for me to dive recklessly into the 21st century. I didn't realize I could make little film clips with such a little camera, but here I am in Melbourne with a day off and too much time on my hands. I can't seem to get track number 38 from "Answering Machine" out of my head. I think it is an important song with a message for the people of zee world. The title of this little ditty is "The Hargrove Situation."

I have decided to make my own video for VH1 and MTV. I can't wait for them to come and get it so I am having my own world premiere. I think it will change the way the leaders of the world conduct themselves. This song was a hideous and creepy dream that woke me up one morning and demanded to be written. I wish I never wrote it but the spaceship people made me.

here are the lryics so you can sing along if you feel the need.

The hargrove situation (ha ha) is not under control. So you better call Bob Tomlinson at Nike to get the full scoop. Lets sharpen our pencils and touch base after a round of phone tag.

It's a win win situation. It's entirely synergistic. (ha ha) So crunch those numbers for Chrissakes you believable kitten under a train. Look out for those construction workers, they're real strong too.
It's a win win situation. It's a win win situation!


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I hope this helps. I like to think of this song as a lullaby. I am now off to Adelaide.

Yours truly,

sjj poltzification

Posted by steve at May 27, 2003 12:09 PM

Comments

I'm not sure whether I should laugh hysterically or piss myself with fear. Is it possible to do both at the same time?

Posted by: AtomicCat at May 27, 2003 2:38 PM

Speakers back in action. Wow -- that really DID help.

Posted by: pinkeye pertoosin at May 27, 2003 4:53 PM

I like that I'm reading this half an hour before it was written or posted, do you think someone should tell Steve that he has a snooger?

Posted by: FeatherMax at May 27, 2003 5:02 PM

a pure cinematic masterpiece!

Lets get it on TRL.

and it also made me choke on a dorito!

Posted by: Carrie at May 27, 2003 5:09 PM

After watching this twice, I decided that I really, really want to fuck Sonia Braga.

Posted by: Westy at May 27, 2003 5:27 PM

Ummm, im scared!

Posted by: Kala at May 28, 2003 4:04 AM

ummm... that was disturbing...

Posted by: sparkels at May 29, 2003 9:46 PM

This video made me cream in my pants!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Billis McReemis at June 7, 2003 2:19 AM

Oh. My. God.

Posted by: mashtomatoes at June 21, 2003 5:49 PM


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