September 11, 2003

be with me virtually on tour this week

i don't know how al gore did it,
but when he invented this internet thing he was on to something.
as i sit here in minneapolis i am thinking..."hey why not have you guys join me?" it'll be like you are in the van with me outrunning cops like the dukes of hazzard. we can wipe our greasy fingers on the road map while sipping yoohoo and eating powdered sugar donuts. yeah yeah sugar. sugars cool. sugar boogers.

watch and listen to me on the computer at the following times and places.

This Friday Sept. 12th Live from Schubas in Chicago / 7:30pm Central / Click Below

Here's a television interview I did the other day. Click Here

Also: Listen to my live radio interviw on Sonic Spectrum
Saturday Sept. 13th. at 2pm Central Time

i miss you all so much i am crying like a wrestler who just pooped his pants.

love always

steven cyber-zygote poltz

Posted by tony at September 11, 2003 5:28 PM


ROADTRIP! Come on lets go....

Posted by: Matt at September 12, 2003 10:29 AM

Roadtrip woot! BTW - stupendous and boring fact - my uncle invented Yoohoo then sold it to Nestle... it's my family's one brush with lucrative greatness.

Posted by: inkgrrl at September 14, 2003 11:53 PM

Hey Scooby doo! Thanks for fixing that dang P Diddy du jour.
I couldn't glance at it without the spectre of Mr. Combs' goofy face appearing in front of me.

Posted by: Miss Spell at September 16, 2003 6:14 AM

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