September 18, 2003

where am i?

All I know is that I have a long drive to Philly. Do they still have cheesesteaks? Where is the Tin Angel? I would like to inform all of you I-90 travellers near the east coast that I am the guy in the V.W. van looking lost and getting flipped off by people who seem to know where they are going. I just pretend they all know me and are waving. The only good thing aboot driving on the 90 is that they have Ben and Jerry's ice cream for wayward drivers about every 20 miles or so. Today I will be powered by Cherry Garcia.

Last night I made a prediction that the Red Sox are going to win the World Series. Little do all those people know what a jinx I am. Every wedding I play ends up in divorce and every team I root for tanks big time. Why just look at the Padres record. Can you say doormat? Oh well... you never know. I just wanted all of my Boston friends to feel good and remove the curse of the Bambino. If it happens then I predict Gary Coleman will be the next governor of California and The Padres will win the whole thing in 2005.

Thanks Boston and the Kendall Cafe. It was a good run. I guess my last show there will be Oct.9. It is closing to become a pizza parlour. I am very sad aboot this. I remember the time I pitched for the Red Sox on opening day and brought everyone back to The Kendall for free beer.

I must now get on the road to the city of brotherly love. Philidelphia here I come. Look out Tin Angel. I am going to drive through your front door and four wheel drive it up your stairs and give free haircuts in the form of 80's John Kruk mulletts. Yeehaaaaa!

steverino ipod-shufflin poltz

p.s. you can still see the schubas show and news interviews from austin below on the sept 11 entry.

p.s.s. the merch page will be up tomorrow! or maybe even later today.

Posted by steve at September 18, 2003 7:34 AM


Woohoo!!! Good show, good show sir. Thanks for the loot lastnight. So those sores are nothing to worry about???

Posted by: Nikonman at September 18, 2003 7:49 AM

not as far you know ted. but i would would see a specialist just to be sure.
thanks for the groovy time last night. it is always good to see you. congrats on the wedding.

Posted by: polio at September 18, 2003 7:58 AM

Thank you. Ok I am uploading :D pictures to the forum.

Posted by: Nikon at September 18, 2003 8:23 AM

I miss you schnookiebear!

Posted by: Troy Lee Wells at September 18, 2003 12:17 PM

I was just glad to hear you made it out of Missouri alive! I hear you left behind your jacket & some other goodies, though. Silly forgetful Steve.

Posted by: Rob at September 18, 2003 3:57 PM

That was a really great show...There's still hope, for RedSox-Padres...I'm so hungry...there's no pizza in my fridge like you promised. Just carrots but I think too much about those...anyhow er anyhoo...I can't believe that place is closing...I guess it has to...aint nuthin' but a burden I's a shame I could sleep there in a Hammock...pointless you may say but there's not many places I would sleep in a hammock if that says anything about me.

Posted by: Missing the Mental Institution at September 18, 2003 9:36 PM

Love hearing about I-90 even if some family is raking it in collecting those on the look out for lights in the grills but just don't miss the ice cream can't hardly moo...sorry joke between me and a cow...yes it was a moo cow who's asking...

Posted by: Max at September 18, 2003 9:56 PM

That show kicked arse if you didn't know I said that

Posted by: Max at September 18, 2003 10:02 PM

hi to all you poltz fans...we love it because we gave birth to him?????NAAAAAAH.

Posted by: WINI AND JOE at September 30, 2003 12:47 PM

Hi Mr. and Mrs. P!
You must be some wonderful parents. Your son sure turned out.....ummm ..


Posted by: dana at October 1, 2003 4:12 AM

Dear Mr. P,
I enjoy reading your sense of humor and wish that you would give me counsel. I have written a song about the grocery strike, and I need you to lay it on S.D. The song "Blue Pin," revealed itself in a very tortuga type of way. Please contact me the next time your near Bay Park.

Matt J.

Posted by: M.J. at December 8, 2003 10:14 PM

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