December 5, 2003

sing along with steve

C'mon everybody's doin' it!

"Christmas Time in the Psychward"

we go out shoppin' on pills that we're poppin'
sleigh bells are ringin' and choirs are singin'
santa drives risky he's lit up on whiskey
he's wearing his wife's clothes he's got rudolph's red nose
the elves are on acid and stuck on lake placid
they think they're funny they boiled the easter bunny
like fatal attraction there's way too much action
it's christmas time in the psychward

nuuurrrse ratchet you tease
bring me my lithium please
merrrrrry christmas
i don't got both oars in the water
i'm a few bricks shy of a load
and i'm not playing with a full deck
and i come from a shallow gene pool

listen here

Posted by tony at December 5, 2003 7:44 PM


Next to "I Hate Fucking Christmas", this is my all-time favorite song of the season. Thumbs up!

Posted by: AntiChristmas at December 6, 2003 7:08 AM

okay, so you left some lyrics out for the sing-a -long.

I'm assuming the lines that are not typed out are the lines that you want to keep singing solo. I shall refrain from singing along to those specified.

Rock n Roll

Posted by: Carence at December 6, 2003 11:00 AM

thanks carence. the words are in now. sorry about that.

Posted by: steverino at December 6, 2003 2:47 PM

Steve- you really NEED to make a Christmas album SOON!

Can't wait to see you in Berkely in Feb!


Posted by: Mick Gray at December 9, 2003 12:46 PM

mr. antixmas-

i wish you'd quit being this way. you are so lovely and all that negativity is not becoming of you. so please, for christmas's sake, cheer the fuck up!

thank you.

Posted by: rob's angel at December 10, 2003 10:20 AM

Hey there plaid pants boy-

Just for that, Rob says he's gonna have me deliver you a big ol' can of whoop ass for your extra special present.

Don't say he never gave ya nothin,

Posted by: Stone Cold Steve Austin at December 10, 2003 11:57 AM

Stevie is 'sposed to post something here about his show in Los Angeles tomorrow night (Friday, Dec. 12). But he will not!

So all you peoples bugging Mr. Poltz for an LA show should be at the Derby in Los Feliz tomorrow night at 8:30 pm sharp! I am also on the bill, which is why I'm type-type-typing this in the leetle comments. Consult the tour page here, or come get a discount flyer here at my site. Gracias por su bloggage.

Posted by: Ken Layne at December 11, 2003 4:18 PM

dear mr. stone (er)
the plaid pant-wearing boy from wv says to bring on that whoop ass as he won't be able to feel it with all the whiskey, beer, vodka and cat tranquilzers in his system...

merry christmas,
senor pablito juan samuel jesus torres

Posted by: pablo at December 17, 2003 11:11 AM

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