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December 20, 2003

listen to steve say "awesome possum!"

I've had sooooo many requests from people around the world who are jonesing for a recording of me saying "awesome possum" that I finally decided to record it. This is sure to fill the planet with holiday cheer. If ever you find yourself feeling a little blue, then click below to listen. Your life could very well change for the better. Your testicles will tingle. If you don't have testicles, then you will soon. Merry Christmas to all!!

listen here

Posted by steve at December 20, 2003 1:20 PM

Comments

THAT WAS CERTAINLY ONE AWSOME POSSUM, SON. I CAN VISUALIZE A FUTURE ACADAMY AWARD FOR THAT ONE. KEEP UP THE GOOD CLEAN LANGUAGE. YOUR MA IS PROUD OF YOU.

YOUR PA

Posted by: DADDY WARBUCKS at December 20, 2003 2:18 PM

shux stevie, i thought everyone was over the whole awesome possum thingy. just when george quit saying it, you gotta bring it back.

Posted by: paul at December 20, 2003 4:22 PM

That was the BEST awesome possum I ever heard!

Posted by: Rain at December 20, 2003 6:19 PM

FUCKER! Let the possum die!!! :-p

Posted by: sooooo over the possum at December 20, 2003 6:36 PM

Do not let the possum die, pleeeeez, pleeeeez, pleeeeez!

Posted by: FES at December 20, 2003 8:05 PM

Paul - I think George may be hiding this from you, he hasn't stopped, I don't want to be the big mouth so don't tell him I told you, maybe at Christmas you can organize an intervention with your family.

Steve - Can we find some smarty pants person to make that my ring tone on my cell phone? I would give anything...

Merry Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Carence at December 20, 2003 10:34 PM

yes carence. i think troy lee wells is just the huy to make that ring happen. and to all of you possum haters oot there- the possum is the six million dollar man/possum. IT WILL NEVER DIE. HAHAHAHAH!
SJJP

Posted by: steverino at December 21, 2003 7:53 AM

hey! you sound like a really cool person and i would love to meet you!! i really love your site and your music!!

Posted by: emily at December 21, 2003 8:44 AM

I'm really not that cool. I have mental problems.
anyone who would actually record themselves saying "awesome possum" isn't right in the head.

That being said, I think you should come to a show in a city near you. If you aren't into it, you can always just get drunk at the bar and meet other weirdos.

Posted by: steverino at December 21, 2003 9:50 AM

Excellent. Troy Lee Wells this is your assignment to have completed by NYE. I believe in you Peter Pan.
and Emily, Steve is right, sometimes I don't even go to the shows for the music, I just go to meet weirdos.

Posted by: Carence at December 21, 2003 12:46 PM

Yay for weirdos! What if weirdos were possums in disguise? Every evening the possums gather at bars, their tails tucked in baggy trousers, appearing unshaven and slurring about Nietzche's eternal return and Archibald MacLeish. Now, that would be awesome.

Posted by: jen at December 21, 2003 6:12 PM

Great pernt. I personally would trade Manny Ramirez and two triple A possums for A-Rod. At least one of the possums would have to be a southpaw with some serious junk. Maybe one day one of the possums would ham 'n egg its way to The Show, and would have to pitch to A-Rod in the ALCS or something. The possum, as they are wont to do, would understandably need to set the tone and control the tempo- especially in a park like Fenway. I imagine the possum would chew on some of the grass behind the mound, before coming at Alex with some high heat. Possums love giving the high heat. Eventually, A-Rod would take that high cheese shit deep to the Monster, but it would go down as a memorable at-bat.

Posted by: Westu at December 21, 2003 11:25 PM

my dream has come true!

carence, you're right. i haven't quit saying it at all. i can't help myself.

remember, don't drink and drive.

Posted by: mitchell cumsteen at December 22, 2003 6:44 AM

SUCCESS! well sort of, I converted the awesome possum mp3 into a wav file, so now at work whenever I receive and e-mail instead of the typical microsoft alert sound I have Steve saying "whoa, that's awesome possum".

This will have to do until Troy Lee Wells hooks up my celly.

peace and chicken grease.

Posted by: Carence at December 22, 2003 7:56 AM

Looks like I'll be switching from email to PMs. I refuse to promote the possum!

Posted by: President & founding member of the PDL (Possum Defamation League) at December 22, 2003 8:41 AM

Hey Steve, I'm from Hong Kong and I'm a big fan. I was so gutted when I missed your show in London 2 years ago. But I've ordered your DVD and new CD to cheer myself up at Xmas.
BTW, could u post a list of your favorite CDs/songs of 2003?

Posted by: Chase M at December 23, 2003 6:25 AM

What model phone are you sportin these days Carriie?

Posted by: Troy Lee Wells at December 23, 2003 4:25 PM

It's a nokia, it has buttons and stuff.

It's a newer model, color screen, don't know exactly, I can play bowling on it though! woo whoo!

I know that was helpful.
:)

Posted by: Carence at December 23, 2003 5:34 PM

doh! You should have made us pay for the privelege. That made my day.

:)

Posted by: Possum Aussom at December 28, 2003 3:46 PM

I saw a possum on my way home from work on Xmas night. The little bastard ran off the side of the road before I could swerve and hit him, though! :-) I was driving all fast and reckless, cranking up "Steve McQueen"... the little marsupial was lucky he made it to the ditch alive!!! mwaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: possum hunter at December 28, 2003 5:13 PM

rob, you need to get a handle on your anger.

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