April 20, 2004

i feel so confident since my teeth whitening



Wow! There's nothing like a trip to the dentist. He told me what good care I've been taking of my teeth. Then he proceeded to drill a hole in the side of my mouth and he kept asking me "is it safe?" I was screaming bloody murder.
but seriously folks-- there is this place south of Perth called Margeret River and they make this chocolate there that will help you to be a better person. I am not kidding. I am high on it right now. I just took these pictures of me in a coffee house in Melbourne totally freaking out like a biker at a meth lab on his way to his cousin's Bar Mitzvah. (do bikers really go to Bar Mitzvahs?)
Woohoo! I loves me some sugar. Yeah yeah sugar's good. God gave me my sugar. Thankyou God. God is a sugar pusher. I want to go jump through the glass window in this coffee house. I think I can survive it without getting cut because sugar and God have now teamed up. Satan is nothing but a little brussle sprout with some dated crappy balsamic vinegar dripping out of his beady little eyes. I have God and sugar on my side. I am going to go kick a hole in the side of my guitar. I think Lola deseves it for being out of tune this morning.

Peace be with ya'll--and also with ya'll.

Reno sugar cane Poltzy

Posted by steve at April 20, 2004 6:03 PM


Freakin' hilarious;

I love the ref to Marathon Man one of my fav. Dustin movies after The Graduate.

I think you should now go brush your teeth with some Hershey’s syrup and chocolate ice cream and then chew on some cotton candy soaked in maple syrup... mmm mmm good!


Posted by: Loki at April 20, 2004 6:29 PM

good idea pepe. maple syrup. i am going to go hold up a canadian. they always carry that crap.

Posted by: steverino at April 20, 2004 6:37 PM

That sucks so bad about the canberra thing coz I went in there last week to buy tickets and they wouldn't sell me any coz it wasn't confirmed :( Damn it, I would have bought the whole place out if I knew that would happen. Now what am I gonna do tonight?
Thanks anyway Steve.

Posted by: Ella at April 20, 2004 8:17 PM

I am sure that Jorge would love you long time if you were to carry out your threat of Lola abuse. He's gay like that (but just a little).

Posted by: Frag at April 20, 2004 8:55 PM

Is that your best Ryan Adams impression?? (the bad teeth thing)

He does that a lot.



keep on keepin' on stevie!!

Posted by: carence at April 21, 2004 12:35 AM

Oh yeh Steve.. Gorgeous pics..

You better arrive in Sydney laden with Margerate River Red .mmmmmmmm
Some of the best Australian wine from there..
Screw the candy.

Posted by: Karen at April 21, 2004 4:01 AM

coming from a fellow ADD person, sugar is great for optimising your powers. nothing i enjoy more than eating a tub of cool whip using a snickers bar as a spoon and talking about 6 different things at the same time, writing half a song, and watching picture in picture in picture tv.

Posted by: Jesse at April 21, 2004 5:51 AM

carence...have you been listening to jack ingram? the keep on keepin' on comment reminds me of him

Posted by: lola at April 21, 2004 7:05 AM

mr. poltz:

i will love you longer than long time if you kick the unliving shite out of lola and put her out of her gay cutaway misery. i will buy you candy too.

steak knife
steak knife
steak knife

thank you very little.

mitch f. cumsteen

Posted by: lola hater at April 21, 2004 7:19 AM

That's so cool we have the same diagnosis, but I allas have no chocolate or even semolina to make sweet potato Bread mmm just like...well no one used to make, but I will.

Posted by: Max at April 21, 2004 9:42 AM

Steve you should check oot the book that is on T.V. right now "Candy Freak" must be God Calling how weird is this...Í gotta go watch the toob aboot it...they say nuegat is GoooooooDD!!!!

Posted by: Max at April 21, 2004 9:46 AM

The Chocolate in bar form did not exist until the 20th century before then it was a drink that the Aztecs used to drink first Montezuma drank it, I'm gonna go have some to drink!!!

Posted by: Max at April 21, 2004 9:49 AM

Steve--great impression of the Gyro-copter pilot from "The Road Warrior". You really know how to warm up to them Okkers!!

PS: Hi cummy!

Posted by: Rev.Spankalot at April 21, 2004 10:38 AM

hi spanky!

i miss the soho.

i want to fly oot and go have some wine in the valley.

Posted by: cummy at April 21, 2004 11:02 AM

Hey Stevie boy, Thank God you went to the dentist like we advised you. The pictures show that he really helped you. Keep up the good work. Love, ManPa

Posted by: manpa poltz at April 21, 2004 12:15 PM


You are my sugar-booger GOD!!!

Luv the Bilby

Posted by: Cathy at April 21, 2004 6:58 PM

Lovely. Grow up MzzzPeee.

Stevorhyno--wrong predick on the Cubbies in August. They will sweep the Pads and I will be in the bleachers all series. If you show up, I might let you sit w/ me. Probably not, but there's a chance.

Posted by: JohnnysCuz at April 21, 2004 10:24 PM

JC said: "Lovely. Grow up MzzzPeee."

Oh yeah? Fish assassin!

Posted by: ms p at April 22, 2004 3:31 AM


just got home from your show at the corner in melbourne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i wasnt suprised to find out that everything you write on ur page is true

enjoy South Australia(dont drink the water

Posted by: nik at April 22, 2004 7:29 AM


I too just got home from the show at the Corner in Melbourne. I convinced a few friends (several months ago, when the tix went on sale) to come along, even though they had never heard any of your material.

We were all very impressed! Seating really suits your shows (this was my third), but you need to tell Milan to tell the Corner to get bigger chairs next time! Even my friends who haven't got big arses like me had problems. But I'm not here to complain. I absolutely loved that show. I was looking for an opportunity all night to request 'Medical Career', and when I had just lost hope of finding a gap to yell a request, you played it, so that was just fantastic! (I really wanted my friends to hear that song.)

Oh, and do you have a taping policy? We couldn't find one on your site. If you don't allow people to record your shows, then we didn't.

But if you do, then once we have it all properly transferred from MD and mixed (with my current schedule, this probably won't happen for another 2 months or so), I'd be happy to put it online for the rest of the visitors to hear.

Anyway, I've written enough of an essay now. I'm gonna go and get me a hand job with vegemite from a testicular nurse with monkeys coming out of her ass.

PS. Every nine months in Melbourne is a good interval. Let's keep that going!

Posted by: Schmidty at April 22, 2004 8:16 AM

Just reading some of this stuff on today's lovely Cali morning... and marvelling at how one man can unite the emotion of people from all walks of life in and around our very big but oh so small little planet that we call home. The energy is quite amazing. What a tremendous gift you have Mr. Plotz. Sometimes music is the only way to fully express an emotion that needs to rise to the surface, or to understand the inner core of another. Humans connect because of your work....and we do need that...

Posted by: susan mushington at April 22, 2004 10:35 AM

of course you can tape. tape away my friend. thanks for coming to the show.

Posted by: steverino at April 22, 2004 4:29 PM

ummm....i meant mr. poltz...^ :)

Posted by: susan at April 22, 2004 5:36 PM

I went to the sweets factory today and 30 minutes later I could not stop talking like Elmer Fudd. I sang sugar boogars to my children in the voice of Elmer Fudd.
Did you know they make chocolate covered gummi bears?

Posted by: nicefreckles at April 25, 2004 9:57 PM

Hey Steve
I see the teeth whiting worked wonders. Your the man Steve. PEACEOUT!

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