May 12, 2004

back in the u.s. back in the u.s. back in the u.s.a.


Lord have mercy on this poor tired boy. Fresh back from Australia and only 4 days rest and I hopped on an alumunum tube and ended up in N.YC. Just like I pictred it skyscrapers and everything. It is raining catscans and they hurt when they hit you on the head. By the way--do dogs get catscans and if they do are they pissed about it? Why can't they get dogscans? I am going to call PETA and axe them.

Thankyou so much to all the fine folks in Australia. I love your great big ol' country. I wish everybody could meet everybody else over here and we could all swill an ale together and trade recipes for kangaroo tacos. mmm kangaroo tacos. My mouth is watering just think about it. They hop around in your stomach and it tickles.

Come see the top of the world Chinese Vacation tour. I will be playing in a city near you soon. By the way; I am taking buses from New York to Philly to Boston to D.C. It is almost like I am a big boy and have a tour bus except it is the Chintown bus tour. 10 bucks each way. You always leave from Chinatown and arrive in Chinatown in each city. Chinese Vacation tour in a bus filled with lots of Chinese people and me in the middle trying to learn new words in Cantonese.

I love you all so much my ovaries hurt.

Steven Xiaping Ciaobang Poltz

Posted by steve at May 12, 2004 3:15 PM


shouldn't you have at least one song in chinese? even if it is only about pork?

sing it like a cantonese grandma in hot pants

Posted by: ash at May 12, 2004 4:18 PM

Awwwh -- I love your picture!

Ash, what do Cantonese Grandma's in hot pants sound like? More importantly, will they like Steve and sing along with him?

Posted by: ms p at May 12, 2004 5:04 PM

Man "great" Phtoshop work!

Posted by: Andy Gaunt at May 12, 2004 7:51 PM

Steverino--yer not truly back in the USA until you hang oot on the patio at Soho in Santy Barbara.

Tea shades, mon.

Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at May 12, 2004 9:32 PM

First Heineken at Soho is on me. Then you have to spill one on yourself.

Posted by: Raymoan at May 13, 2004 1:14 PM

* I really want to go, but itīs impossible!
* The picture is great ! I loved that.
* And I love you too Steve!

Posted by: Anny at May 13, 2004 1:27 PM

I am still riding on that pink cloud after Steve's show last Sunday afternoon. Two kind people opened up their living room & the rest was too cool to put into words.

Thanks for being Steve, Steve!

Posted by: david at May 18, 2004 8:01 PM

i was told that on the busses they smuggle cigerets over the border into new york where the taxes are higher.

Posted by: caffinecolleen at May 26, 2004 3:14 AM

let's snort some AMT together and watch re-runs of Chico and The Man...
You can beat me with your rubber chicken while I vomit the bad mexican beer we shared together...

Posted by: lewds at August 13, 2004 8:41 AM

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