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November 7, 2004

Hey you guys, I'm the real Steve!

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I am the real Steve. The guy that wrote that stuff yesterday only exists in my mind. He isn't real, o.k.? I live in a space ship near Pluto. I hate it when that other psycho Steve writes about the devil and stuff like that. My spaceship is patrolling right now overhead. I see you guys and what you're doing and I'm telling Santa Claus about it. I love living in my rocket ship. It is just me and my dog Michael. I taught him how to steer so I am able to take cat naps. The only problem is that when I take a cat nap my dog thinks I am actually a cat and he growls at me the whole time. Needless to say, I am exhausted. Perhaps I can learn how to take dog naps or something. Plus, I am allergic to cats so whenever I take a cat nap I have take a benedryl or allegra. These pills make me sleepy and now I am hoing to rest and let Michael the type the rest of this message.
RUF Ruff bow wowow wow grrrrrrrrr ruff
ruffffff grrrrrrr
mmmm rrrrrrruffff grrrr bowwww woooooowww

RUFFFFF!!!!
xxo x

mIiikel

Posted by steve at November 7, 2004 10:08 AM

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F-R-E-A-K

You make me smile. Thank you.

Posted by: Frag at November 7, 2004 7:09 PM

There aren't many people named Cyrus...so I sat myself down & asked "Whyrus?"

Enjoying your prose...I love teaching high school science, but wish it was in San Deigo rather than here in Jersey.

I'll make another trip back west this summer, though...OB, La Jolla, Mission Beach...who could forget eating breakfast @ The Mission?

Posted by: david at November 8, 2004 7:09 PM

haha! I'm glad he only exists in your mind! =)
Anyway, I'm your angel and I must protect you from this weird man.
Count on me ... and Santa.
Much love,
Anny

Posted by: Anny at November 10, 2004 12:25 PM

I believe the Mission has the best Rosemary Potatoes of all time. I don't think they put actual "toes" in their potatoes.

Posted by: Poppylady at November 10, 2004 4:36 PM

mmmm. i love toes! especially in my papas. i'm a gettin' hungry.

Posted by: steverino at November 11, 2004 10:01 AM

I bet if you ask them nicely they would put some toes in your potatoes. but then they wouldn't be rosemary potatoes as much as toetoes.

Posted by: Poppylady at November 11, 2004 11:23 AM


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