December 16, 2004

speak spanish with steve!


Listen down below by clicking where it says listen here and you will be on your way to speaking fluent Spanish just like the big kids.

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Big Guy: quanto cuesta un pasaje para lima? (how much is a ticket to lima?)
Little Guy: de Lima Peru? (to Lima, Peru?)
BG: Si, de Lima, peru. (Yes to Lima, Peru)
LG: De ida y vuelta? (round trip?)
BG: Solomente de ida (only one way)
LG: Dos mil dolares (two thousanad dollars)
BG: Dos mil dolares> Que barbaridad! Cuanto cuesta un pasage para El Cajon?(two thousands dollars. what a rip off! How much is a ticket to El Cajon?)
LG: Mmm, El Cajon, Cailfornia? (Mmm, El cajon California?)
BG Si, El Cajon, California. (Yes, El Cajon, California)
LG: Viente dolares. (twenty dollars)
BG Ahh, bueno. Cuando hay vuelos para El Cajon? (Ahh, good. When are there flights to El Cajon?)
LG: Ahh, solomente uno in Noviembre. (Ahh, only one in November.)
DOGGY: Ruf ruff! (bow wow)
LG: Cayete perro! (shut up doggy!)
DOGGY: Lo siento. (I'm sorry)
BG: Solomente uno in Noviembre? Este es ..... Deciembre! (Only one in November? This is December!)
LG: Que lastima! hahahhahahahahahahahah! Estupido! Idiota! HAAHHAHHAAA! Feliz Navidad! (Too bad! heeeheheeeehheeeehheeeehheeeee) Stupid! Idiot! HEEEHEEEHHEEEE Merry Christmas!)

Posted by steve at December 16, 2004 11:27 AM


Es muy bitchen!

Posted by: Troy Lee Wells at December 16, 2004 11:42 AM

I never realized that hahahas turn into heeheehees in the translation. Very, very interesting and educational!! Thank you.

I have one of those little geetars you have in your hands too!

Posted by: Carence at December 16, 2004 11:44 AM

haha! Hilarious.
Si Big Guy quieres venir a Brasil, puedes quedar en mi casa y entonces iré ayudá-lo a llegar en California muy pronto! =)
Merry Christmas, Stevie Boy.
You rock my socks off.

Posted by: Anny at December 16, 2004 11:59 AM

there is an asylum missing a lunatic!!

if you are dreaming of white coats... you're already awake, RUN!!!

Posted by: ash at December 16, 2004 3:05 PM

qien es mas macho? esteven j. poltzero o adam sandler?

....esteve es MAS MACHO!

viva el poltzero!

Posted by: fciriza at December 16, 2004 3:11 PM

estas loco mi amigo

Posted by: penny lane at December 16, 2004 6:24 PM

I'm fairly certain that for 10 bucks, the Unarius Academy of Science will fly you into El Cajon on their saucer.

Posted by: shay at December 16, 2004 11:52 PM

Aye Caramba! Cuando arreglan mi cuarto no encuentro nada!

Posted by: Greg at December 17, 2004 4:41 PM

Aye Caramba! Cuando arreglan mi cuarto no encuentro nada!

Posted by: Greg at December 17, 2004 4:41 PM

Steve, that pic makes you look superhot.

Posted by: hott at December 19, 2004 3:28 PM

How do you say "freak" in spanish?

Posted by: ms p at December 20, 2004 3:26 AM

here you go ms. p p, you can hear them say it, too.

Posted by: myweeeeiiiiinnnneeerrrr at December 20, 2004 7:22 AM

That guitar must make your appendages look muy grande!!!! :-)

Posted by: cindy at December 20, 2004 5:08 PM

Steve's finaly lost his grip on those last few threads or sanity he's been holding onto...and I couldn;t be happier

Posted by: Scrooby at December 22, 2004 11:31 AM

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