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December 16, 2004

speak spanish with steve!

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Listen down below by clicking where it says listen here and you will be on your way to speaking fluent Spanish just like the big kids.

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Big Guy: quanto cuesta un pasaje para lima? (how much is a ticket to lima?)
Little Guy: de Lima Peru? (to Lima, Peru?)
BG: Si, de Lima, peru. (Yes to Lima, Peru)
LG: De ida y vuelta? (round trip?)
BG: Solomente de ida (only one way)
LG: Dos mil dolares (two thousanad dollars)
BG: Dos mil dolares> Que barbaridad! Cuanto cuesta un pasage para El Cajon?(two thousands dollars. what a rip off! How much is a ticket to El Cajon?)
LG: Mmm, El Cajon, Cailfornia? (Mmm, El cajon California?)
BG Si, El Cajon, California. (Yes, El Cajon, California)
LG: Viente dolares. (twenty dollars)
BG Ahh, bueno. Cuando hay vuelos para El Cajon? (Ahh, good. When are there flights to El Cajon?)
LG: Ahh, solomente uno in Noviembre. (Ahh, only one in November.)
DOGGY: Ruf ruff! (bow wow)
LG: Cayete perro! (shut up doggy!)
DOGGY: Lo siento. (I'm sorry)
BG: Solomente uno in Noviembre? Este es ..... Deciembre! (Only one in November? This is December!)
LG: Que lastima! hahahhahahahahahahahah! Estupido! Idiota! HAAHHAHHAAA! Feliz Navidad! (Too bad! heeeheheeeehheeeehheeeehheeeee) Stupid! Idiot! HEEEHEEEHHEEEE Merry Christmas!)

Posted by steve at December 16, 2004 11:27 AM

Comments

Es muy bitchen!

Posted by: Troy Lee Wells at December 16, 2004 11:42 AM

I never realized that hahahas turn into heeheehees in the translation. Very, very interesting and educational!! Thank you.

I have one of those little geetars you have in your hands too!

Posted by: Carence at December 16, 2004 11:44 AM

haha! Hilarious.
Si Big Guy quieres venir a Brasil, puedes quedar en mi casa y entonces iré ayudá-lo a llegar en California muy pronto! =)
Merry Christmas, Stevie Boy.
You rock my socks off.
Love,
Anny

Posted by: Anny at December 16, 2004 11:59 AM

there is an asylum missing a lunatic!!

if you are dreaming of white coats... you're already awake, RUN!!!

Posted by: ash at December 16, 2004 3:05 PM

qien es mas macho? esteven j. poltzero o adam sandler?

....esteve es MAS MACHO!

viva el poltzero!

Posted by: fciriza at December 16, 2004 3:11 PM

estas loco mi amigo

Posted by: penny lane at December 16, 2004 6:24 PM

I'm fairly certain that for 10 bucks, the Unarius Academy of Science will fly you into El Cajon on their saucer.

Posted by: shay at December 16, 2004 11:52 PM

Aye Caramba! Cuando arreglan mi cuarto no encuentro nada!

Posted by: Greg at December 17, 2004 4:41 PM

Aye Caramba! Cuando arreglan mi cuarto no encuentro nada!

Posted by: Greg at December 17, 2004 4:41 PM

Steve, that pic makes you look superhot.

Posted by: hott at December 19, 2004 3:28 PM

How do you say "freak" in spanish?

Posted by: ms p at December 20, 2004 3:26 AM

http://www.spanishdict.com/AE.cfm?e=freak

here you go ms. p p, you can hear them say it, too.

Posted by: myweeeeiiiiinnnneeerrrr at December 20, 2004 7:22 AM

That guitar must make your appendages look muy grande!!!! :-)

Posted by: cindy at December 20, 2004 5:08 PM

Steve's finaly lost his grip on those last few threads or sanity he's been holding onto...and I couldn;t be happier

Posted by: Scrooby at December 22, 2004 11:31 AM


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