May 3, 2005

I am quitting touring to study the JFK conspiracy

photo by paul stagani

Forget music. I am obsessed with the JFK assassination. I spent too much time in Dallas. All I really want to talk about is whodunnit. I lounged on the grassy knoll and discussed various theories with the bums who sell info and give you their economic theories. I gave a homeless man a ciggy and listened to his version of what he thinks happened.

Tonight we play Detroit. It has been too long since I have rocked this hamlet. I think most of the Pistons are coming to the show. I hear tell that they are huge fans of cardboard box and guitar beats.

We are always late. I am sick of the van. I wish I had clean socks. Yoo Hoo is pretty good when mixed with jolly ranchers. Do I even have a home? I know a couple of waitresses at The Waffle Houses in various towns across the country. One of them has a gold tooth and a smile wider than the Mississippi.

PAZ and Applause and apple sauce,


Posted by steve at May 3, 2005 9:08 AM


sounds like you need a visit to Louenrain's. See you in a few weeks!!

Posted by: rain at May 3, 2005 9:53 AM

Completely unrelated to Kennedy, but in case you haven't gotten around to it yet, "Rings" was written by Alex Harvey and Eddie Reeves. Just because I was bored and looked it up :-)

Posted by: River at May 3, 2005 10:18 AM

cardboard box?? pixy, you're making it to the detroit show?

Posted by: swets at May 3, 2005 12:55 PM


Please don't quit. At least not until after the east coast leg of the tour. "They" know everything that happened and if you get close to knowing I fear for your safety. Use George as your human sheild and go forward carefully.

Thank you in advance,


Posted by: Carence at May 3, 2005 1:09 PM

You know what the lowly but enlightened guru says...take time to wash your socks. I think it was take out the trash but I pray you get your socks washed...bad smell with cardboard boxes.

Posted by: Lynn Cornberg at May 3, 2005 3:31 PM


Can you add some clean socks for Steve to our backend. xo


Posted by: mama Roggie at May 3, 2005 7:58 PM

Will add socks.....Will these do?....

they look steve-like to me.

Posted by: rain at May 4, 2005 4:31 AM

The vision of JFK's head being blown off from behind haunts me. Over and over and over- o.k. I will give in to the theory that the fatal shot came from the grassy knoll- just stop the movie. And I can still see Jackie grabbing for the piece of brain- over and over and over. I think the conspiracy theorists are conspiring to take over my brain.

Posted by: sharon at May 4, 2005 8:40 AM

When this is all over
come and walk with me
I'll take you to the transparent river
to wash your socks
cool down your singing fever
laying on the warm rocks
watching gliding hawks
when this is all over

Posted by: julieta at May 4, 2005 10:08 PM

since when did dirty socks matter to polio????

Posted by: steves consultant at May 5, 2005 8:32 AM

Hey StevE!!! WE saw the show last nite- the 21st of July- and thought it was GreAt!! We Think you're Pretty hott! JeweL was awesome and you guyS seeM to Have an AwEsOme relationship- as friends- Well have funn in all you do!

<3 Tay And JEanna

Posted by: Tay & Jeanna at July 22, 2005 10:53 AM

Dear Steve

Saw you at Flybye Nightclub Freo (Perth WA) with my daughter Sarah on August 25 2005. Had a wonderful time. Thanks for the photos and autograph Sarah is thrilled. Hope the rest of your "down under" tour is a real blast


Des and Sarah

Posted by: Des Barker at August 25, 2005 6:58 PM

Hey Poltz,

Me and Carlz are sorry for swarming your stage at the Melb show.
We blame red wine.


Posted by: Tina J at September 5, 2005 7:58 PM

Ummmmm, we were over excited and full of Cornish Red Wine - and besides who wouldnt wanna sing along - some ppl should lighten up a 'lil!

see ya next time, we'll be the ones with our mouth's taped!!!!!

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