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June 28, 2005

dude yer pants are on fire

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click below where it says listen here carl.

LISTEN HERE CARL

I don't really know why I made this song up. I guess there really is something wrong inside of me just like that doctor guy said.

I do know that this song mentions many things Sandy Eggo. You got your O.B. Ocean Beach shout oot. And you got your La Jolla whisper to boot and while we're at it we even mention good old Leucadia quaulludia and Encinitas zencinitas towns.

sing along with moi.

dude yer pants are on fire
dude it's like yer in a deep fryer
dude could you be any higher???
dude yer pants are on fire

substitute dudette and dog where needed. PLAY IT LOUD AT WORK AND TELL YER BOSS TO KISS YOUR ASS CUZ YER FIXIN TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND LISTEN TO STYX AND GO SUFING OR PRETEND TO GO SURFING.

god speed good citizens,
love
poltzy

p.s. thanks to Lou DeMarco for requesting to eat some more of those sticks at the taco shop after the Casbah show. They're actually called rolled tacos you idiot! And the green stuff is guacamole. But now I am ripping you off sweet Lou and I am calling them sticks with the green stuff on top! xo

Posted by steve at June 28, 2005 8:29 AM

Comments

Thanks for finally spelling my name right ...jag...I'll take a fiver with guac to go!!

Posted by: Sweet Lou at June 28, 2005 8:40 AM

Cody requested this song back in 2001 -- "
burn my pants in a oily kitchen mess"
I knew you'd get around to it eventually.

Posted by: ms p at June 28, 2005 9:20 AM


screw tacos. it's all aboot crepes these days. orange crepes and white zin...

Posted by: steve at June 29, 2005 8:22 AM

Huh. That's weird. You ripping someone off. Huh.

Posted by: Ale Young Man at June 29, 2005 8:36 AM

I told my boss that and now I am on permanent vacation. Weeeeeeee.

Posted by: Liza at June 29, 2005 8:41 AM

I want to hear an updated version of "The Magic Tank Top".

Please?

Posted by: ms p at June 29, 2005 10:46 AM

Screw the updated version of the song... I want to SEE the magic tanktop!

Posted by: Frag at June 29, 2005 2:09 PM

I always called them Taquitos but that was just the local Hemet, Ca. dialect talking

Posted by: Greg at June 29, 2005 5:34 PM

screw frag.

that's it.

Posted by: sean at June 30, 2005 7:51 AM

Sean,

If you can find a woman who wants to, please send her my way.

Thank you in advance,

Posted by: Frag at June 30, 2005 1:47 PM

U sure went nutz on dis one! ;-)

Posted by: Mark at July 1, 2005 12:37 AM

Definitely resembles your older style of Zany music that I fell in love with. Not that I don't like your more mature pensive creations, I just like getting a good laugh from you. This is a keeper!

Rebecca

Posted by: Rebecca Hahn at July 1, 2005 10:05 AM

love me some sticks!! MmmmmMmm

Posted by: julia at July 1, 2005 11:49 AM

I was going to try that line on my boss, but I was thinking the "take this job and shove it" approach might be more effective...

Posted by: Tori at July 3, 2005 1:37 PM

The best song EVER!
And this pic is awesome too.

Posted by: Anny at July 4, 2005 7:10 PM

ab-fab steve as usual. some things never change. where are the classics from back in "our" day? think back to "kelly's pub" in old town, then Nimitz blvd. you know, my house. would love to chat again!!!! how about you? soon? stacy

Posted by: stacy at December 12, 2005 11:47 PM


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