September 15, 2005

watch steve's acceptance speech from new zealand

photo by liberace

Steve won an award for something in music or the music industry, and made his acceptance speech from New Zealand. He now refers to himself as the mud man. Ever since the mud man returned from New Zealand he is not right in the noggin. He thinks he lives in a mud cave in the rainforest and he sleeps and wallows around in mud all day. Apparently, he had a knife wielding woman accept his award on behalf of The Rugburns and then yelled at her when she did it wrong. He may have lost his mind along with his car keys and wallet and socks. Please watch the beginning of the demise of one man by clicking below. This was the video that was shown at The San Diego Music Awards ceremony via the wonders of the internet-a-rooni.


Posted by steve at September 15, 2005 10:17 PM


Brill! What did your chef make for your celebratory dinner? (After you flogged her -- didn't you notice she had a knife?!)

Posted by: tussy at September 16, 2005 3:50 AM

i didn't get mud in my ass when i went for a spa fair!

Posted by: mywienie at September 16, 2005 5:51 AM

Congrats on the award! Does that mean you're the new King of Pop? I'm afraid where that might lead...

Posted by: Frag at September 16, 2005 6:13 AM

right. only now are you not right...

Posted by: sean at September 16, 2005 6:31 AM

Congrats on the award. Don't let it go to your head.

you rule.

Posted by: Carence at September 16, 2005 8:03 AM

oh yeah...that too.

Posted by: sean at September 16, 2005 8:40 AM

Congrats on the award Steve!
Awesome video. :)

Posted by: Anny at September 18, 2005 10:35 AM

haha way to go mud man :P

Posted by: michele at September 19, 2005 1:06 AM

Being insane is fun! Does it really hurt that bad?

Posted by: Kristina at September 21, 2005 2:35 PM

Oh my GOD, look at that arse! What a fine specimen of a human being you are. If you don't mind I'm hiring a young french apprentice to sculpture a statue of you from this piture. Once the fine sculpture is done, a special room will be reserved at the Louvre. Since the museum curators will not be able to classify you into a particular category, the sculpture will be displayed monumentely in a glass encasing atop a 10 ft. tall base Over time after millions have flocked to Paris to see such a work of art, a traveling world wide exposition of the Steve Poltz statue will occur . Even though your not as famous as Eddie Vedder, you'll be more famous then King Tut.
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