April 24, 2006

3 Way Danny


This is the tragic story of 3 Way Danny. A rags to riches classic of a man who became overwhelmed with a vision only to see his hopes and dreams fade like a an old postcard from a ticker tape parade. You see; Danny had a vision and this vision is what drove him to the brink of failure. He was a big picture kind of guy with a knack and a zeal for marketing. He had a swagger and crazy eyes and hardly slept at all. He thought his phones were being tapped by the FBI. It turns out he was just another man with a shattered dream and and a bag of meth. The last I heard he was out on parole and living in the middle of the California desert working on an underground resort for fugitives who still enjoy the finer points of spa treatments. Waxings, facials, pedicures and manicures.

Listen to the story of his early demise by clackety clicking here: clackety click!

Have a nice day.
Your friend,

Posted by steve at April 24, 2006 8:24 AM


Gratis. Hahahaha -- I love you!

Posted by: Dana at April 24, 2006 9:12 AM

That was awesome!!

Posted by: Carence at April 24, 2006 9:23 AM

Didn't I meet 3 way Danny???

Posted by: spring at April 24, 2006 9:27 AM

Ahh, memories of Spring's new couches & Jesse's stolen stereo.

Posted by: Frag at April 24, 2006 9:45 AM

I love that you gave away "ywmfm" because it didn't sound like a hit. I thought this was the appropriate place to say that.

Posted by: sean at April 24, 2006 9:58 AM

...and I mean that with all my heart. this rocks out with its unit exposed.

Posted by: sean at April 24, 2006 9:59 AM

Hibachi and crotchy?

you are brilliant.


Posted by: rain at April 24, 2006 11:08 AM

That stereo was stollen??!!??

Posted by: spring at April 24, 2006 12:09 PM

"Buy my hitachi hibachi and go visit karachi; 3 treats in one!" - fucking great.

There is no other like you. Thanks for this dose of yummy poltz. All this bikram has resulted not only in rose-tinted glasses, but also love oozes from my pores! :-) Big dose to you Stevie!

Posted by: tucsonbikramaddict at April 24, 2006 3:32 PM

As always, you makes me smile.

Posted by: andrea at April 24, 2006 11:00 PM

"you know, i really don't spend all that much time thinking about him"

i think you should send the video to al jazeera.

Posted by: ash at April 26, 2006 8:54 AM

that made me feel weird. what happens if i play it backwards?

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