October 23, 2006

feeling midwesty

photo by frag
Hi Kittens and Doggens,
Today I am feeling midwesty and court jestery. The tour is proceeding along just as planned by the people in the sky who plan things. You know- the little guys and gals with wings that fly in the clouds and arrange dinner parties for unsuspecting broods of pilgrims. Angels or angles? It all depends on your math skills and suspension of disbelief in otherworldly deities. We are only here as the calendars flip pages and root out the old and bring in the new. Sheesh, in a hundred years none of us will be here anymore on this planet except as dust or coffins so we might as well go out there and smile a bit. I plan on living until the ripe old age of and even 100 but my body might have other plans. So suffice it to say that this is a love letter thanking all of you from the bottom of my heart. Remind me to remind you to remind myself to tell you that I love you. And, that I am grateful to be out here on the road traversing cones and leaping over tall buildings and running from stray rabid dogs and feeding pigeons and trying to avoid the bird flu and mad cow disease. All just for the sake of a show. A show? Yes a show of music and skits and stories and you get to see Billy Harvey and and his magic bag of tricks. So check the tour dates and meet us tomorrow in Minneapolis and then follow us to Miwaukee and Dayton and Indianapolis and Frankton. Heck, don't stop there- come to K.C. and OkCity and then breeze on down to Dallas, Austin , San Antonio and Houston. C'mon! Everyone's doing it.

Posted by steve at October 23, 2006 12:45 PM


So, what movies did you watch today? I wanna see Little Children. Tom Perrotta script + Kate Winslet + Jennifer Connelly = mmmm.

I just got home. I'm sleepy. And I have to go to work in 4 1/2 hours. In 4 1/2 days I'll do it all over again!

Posted by: Frag at October 23, 2006 3:47 PM

Don't forget about Tucson!

Save the best for last.


Posted by: dolfinldy at October 23, 2006 5:12 PM

Thank YOU, Steve. You help me smile more than I would. That's pretty rad.

See you Wednesday.

Posted by: carence at October 23, 2006 6:08 PM


Frag, that picture rules!

Posted by: carence at October 23, 2006 6:09 PM

I'd go for angles of angels. Guess that's just me.

Posted by: Tori at October 23, 2006 6:38 PM

dear mr. dusty bottoms,
mr. elvis aaron presley managed to keep his pants on while on-stage. are you trying to "one up" elvis? oh, and speaking of "one up-manship," was the toilet-bowl/cell phone mishap the manifestation of an wanton desire to get a skinnier, sleeker, smaller communication device with more bells and whistles in an attempt to make westy coquettishly kick up his tartan plaid catholic school girl uniform?

hmmm, it all comes together...

btw, i'll see your buddy, boberino tomorrow. shall i fill him in on your attempts to "one up" elvis and explain that you and charming mr. harvey are rocking the mid-west as he wishes he could? or shall i tell him that you pledge your love to him as you don the roller skates and slow skate with yourself to the unforgettable sounds of air supply and olivia newton-john?

take good care of yourself and that bling-bearing poet. i'll be home on the range.

adios amigo

Posted by: ned nederlander at October 23, 2006 9:02 PM

I just want to add that the Frankton show is going to kick ass. And I know this for a fact. Because I am always right. always.

Posted by: spring at October 24, 2006 9:52 AM

dear sappy sapperson,

thank you for everything. I owe you big time. you've got a trail of smiles in your wake. not a bad way to roll through life...


Posted by: sean at October 24, 2006 11:11 AM

are you copying my cell antics? i TOLD you they don't float and unfortunately the vibrate feature won't blow up the septic system. you'll have to keep experimenting with new turd flying techniques. maybe you should ask poo holes how he does it... then lock him in a well used porta-potty for the duration.

Posted by: ash at October 24, 2006 2:59 PM

Wow. I love you my brutha, your shows blow my mind every time. Of course that's easy since I'm legally retarded. Combined with Vodka, Red Bull & herb I get even stupidererrrr. Loved it reguardless. Polio you rule!!!

Posted by: Ricky D at October 25, 2006 4:52 AM

I guess " Feeling Midwesty " is better than " Westy mid-feeling"
Hope everyone gets a chance to see Steve and Billy in either Frankton or South Lyon this weekend .
Steve , what we gonna do if this goes 7 games ?

Posted by: matt at October 25, 2006 7:51 AM

Did you get collagen lips?

>: (|)

Posted by: dana at October 25, 2006 11:58 AM

Why no South Florida dates?!


Really, not everyone in South Florida is a scum bag, I promise!!!


Posted by: mindy hertzon at October 26, 2006 6:28 AM

Streetfighter Face made me cry that night in Evanston.

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