November 21, 2006

Red Bank, New Jersey

This is a view of the audience at last night's show in Red Bank, New Jersey. I took this picture from stage at the end of my set. See how happy they all are. One person is even waving their arms at me. Red Bank is a nice town with a good donut shop and a great comic book store. The police officers are friendly and the people at the Count Basie Theater are smooth like Yoo Hoo. The streets are paved of carmel and the drinking fountains serve 3 different kinds of water. Beer, Perrier and Powerade. Everyone gives you money if you ask them for it. Last night I sold a heap od CDs and a few t shirts. Plus I got fed backstage by The caterers and the food was excellent after a long drive. I won 20 bucks from my pal Lou for saying the words Cracker Barrel and gay from the stage in a sentence. My life is good and I don't really have any complaints. Thank God I don't have to have Thanksgiving dinner with Mel Gibson and Michael Richards. That would be a weird dinner. Kramer and Mad Max spewing convoluted theories about the news and religion and race History and stuff. No thanks guys. I'll just drive to the next gig.
Love to all,

Posted by steve at November 21, 2006 7:38 AM


Are you sure those are arms? They kind of look like legs to me. Did you get Rain to stand on her head and spread her legs?!!

Yayyy for more cd selling! :) When's that new one coming oot again? I think I missed Streetfighters Face debut on iTunes!?!?

I wish Michael Richards and Mel Gibson would have Thanksgiving with O.J. I think he'd carve them up.

Posted by: dana doo at November 21, 2006 8:02 AM

You showed Red Bank a good time last night for sure. We cracked up when you said Cracker Barrell... everyone sitting around us thought we were weird. What else is new?

Lou is funny.

Your new jacket is nice too.

Fix your hair up nice and pretty, I'll see you in Atlantic City.

Posted by: carence at November 21, 2006 8:33 AM

I'm in your picture! I have a bright yellow shirt on (from Jewel's "Tour for No Reason"), and I'm two seats in front of the person with their arms up.

We didn't think you were weird. We thought you were cool. Thanks for the very cool evening at Count Basie.

Posted by: Catherine at November 21, 2006 9:26 AM

where are all the folks from the front row(s)? rushing back to feed you grapes, massage your feet? huh?

"tour for no reason?" translation = marketing folks taking an extended trip to the head pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua. TO THIS DAY, when i hear "low spark of high-heeled boys" on the radio (not often) i have to wonder if it was strategically-chosen.

"catch a falling turd" at least exemplified SOME artistic license...even IF it was flatulence-biased....GOD i love that word....FLATULENT. FLATULENT. FLATULENT.

no, really, i'm okay...thanks for asking.

Posted by: coop at November 21, 2006 8:03 PM

So, did you go to the Quick Stop?

I heard Stan Lee was signing autographs at the mall.

Did you have any injuries whilst participating in oral sex?

I like Buddy Christ.

OK, that's all my Kevin Smith smack for now.

Have a bitchin summer,

Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at November 21, 2006 8:29 PM


Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at November 21, 2006 8:30 PM

Did you go to Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash? What'd you get me? Huh? Huh?

I got my new camera today. Now I'm ready for a show. See ya Sunday!

Posted by: Frag at November 22, 2006 6:05 AM

hey steve!

that's an awesome pic! i haven't stopped by here in a while, but i'm so glad to see you've now included the wonderful world of youtube on your site!!

anyhoo, hope things are going well for you. any plans to come back downunder anytime in the near future?

hope so... we miss you. the chairs at jive have been getting all cocky and thinking that they are now invisible. we need you to get back and set them straight!!

love jaan

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