January 15, 2007

this year



I took a long walk on an even longer pier
And I contemplated the meaning of beer
And then I thought of birds and life and Darwin
And stars and aliens and Morgan Fairchild

I thought of her boobs and her bright blonde hair
And then I thought of the summer I met that au pair
And then I remembered I hadn’t eaten all day
So went inside for grilled cheese somethings and losing football

This year’s gonna be a good year
I have a feeling we’re all going to get fired
Yeah this year’s gonna be a good year
Because that new brand of coffee will keep us wired
Yes this year’s going to be a good good year
We’ll all get better jobs when we get hired

I thought of tony gwynn making the hall of fame
And how I cried when the phone call of acceptance came
You can see anything on the internet
A hanging a torture trumpy o’donnel and order cialis (see vintage pictures of Elian Gonzalez)

I wanted to run naked on the freeway
Like an extra from planet of the apes at play
One thing I know for sure about 2000 and seven
Is that I’m alive and happy today so I guess I’ll take that thankyou

Posted by steve at January 15, 2007 8:36 AM


So happy to see that you've checked back into society!!

Posted by: Regan at January 15, 2007 9:00 AM

Holy shit.


Posted by: Ms P at January 15, 2007 9:48 AM

i'm speechless....
well, not really.
my first thought - COOL! a duet w/marty robbins. ;)
but on second thought, *he* would never sing about cialis. :)
i concur, TODAY is a blessing!

Posted by: db cooper at January 15, 2007 10:42 AM

Cash meet Elvis
Elvis meet Poltz.

Posted by: Jim at January 15, 2007 10:49 AM

happy new year sweet poltzy!
2007 has already kicked in some major life changes for me...for the better, i hope!
love the new song!
are you reaching out to the ghost of Johnny Cash?!
rock & love,

Posted by: mindy hertzon at January 15, 2007 12:46 PM



Posted by: Rev Spankalot at January 15, 2007 1:05 PM

It's dangerous to listen to Leonard Cohen for long periods of time!

Posted by: Tom Valenzuela at January 15, 2007 1:23 PM

why is it that after i post here i aLwAyS feel like a mO-rOn?
thanks for tossing us kids a few kibbles and bits. :-)
yours in christ

hey tvalen, will we see you next month?

Posted by: coop at January 15, 2007 2:43 PM

Ah, Morgan Fairchild's boobs. Pointy.

I mean, uh... Hi Steve. Nice song.

Posted by: Frag at January 16, 2007 6:23 AM

hahah Rob! Bill calls MF "Pointy Tits".

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