February 5, 2007
falling so fast
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Just got home and I was tired
Now I’m worried and I’m wired
Got a note from the DMV
Telling me to watch my speed
If I can’t drive then I’m smoked
When my license gets revoked
So much for playing my guitar
In cities that I reach by car
I’m falling so fast
Falling so fast
Where did I spend all of my cash
I deserve to get the lash for falling so fast
Falling so fast
The IRS is after me
I make one and they take three
The dentist wants me for a root canal
I rather hang out with my gal
My hip aches I’m getting old
The grim reaper says my time is sold
My head hurts my eyes need glasses
Young kids seem like a pack of asses
I’m falling so fast
Falling so fast
It seems like I m always last
I deserve to go first class but I’m falling so fast
Falling so fast
Maybe the birds of love will smile on me
And give me their word
Instead it seems I’m always wiping
Off a falling turd falling turd
Youth is wasted on the young
My song's over it’s been sung
Life is just one big cliché
Take a look at Nick Lachey
If he can’t make it no one can
He’s a big strong hulking man
His tan will slowly fade to wrinkles
He’ll get fat from eating pringles
We're falling so fast
Falling so fast
We deserve to spend our cash
We deserve to get the lash for falling so fast
Falling so fast
We're falling so fast
Falling so fast
Where did we spend all our cash
We deserve to get the lash for falling so fast
Falling so fast
Posted by steve at February 5, 2007 9:36 PM
I especially like, "A moment of carelessness can cause a tradegy. Good, caring people who make careless choices (while driving) can cause injury or death." I'm pretty sure the DMV is talking about more than just driving here...but if they're not, they could be...
1. If you need a chauffer, I could be for hire. You have my number.
2. They don't just seem like it -- young kids ARE a pack of asses.
YES!! I got this letter awhile back. We're so sensitive here in Cali, the choice really is all yours Steven. The Texas courts would have told you to get your big ass van off of their highway, or face the minute men. I hear they come after Canadians too.
Love the new sauce, it sounds so much sweeter on a mac.
Just get one of those stickers on your car that says Ass, Gas, or Grass nobody rides for free. Cops Love them. Another good one is "if this Van's a rockin, don't come a knockin. I swear by both of them.
That letter is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read!
sorry for your bad news. Now you just need to tour in the cities where you fly, like portland oregon!
drive safe
