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February 23, 2007

it's the maury povich show!


I found the questions to an episode of the Maury Povich show on the streets of NYC one day. So I went back to my apartment and filmed it with the esteemed Jack Howells playing the part of Maury. We are going to win an academy award for this. You just wait and see. I will rule Hollywood with a wooden spoon.
Then I will share all my money with you creeps and we will save the planet from certain destruction by figuring out a way to convert urine into petrol. Then we'll just piss in our gas tanks and when we run low on fuel we'll just drink more ice tea and wait for our bladders to provide the go go juice. We'll all go to Heaven or at least Hellven.
Gotta Go,
Steve and jack

Posted by steve at February 23, 2007 2:57 AM

Comments

hahahahah! What a couple of goobers.

Posted by: Dana at February 23, 2007 4:06 AM

Ha! Morning laughs are always good. Why are you up at 3am?

Posted by: Karen at February 23, 2007 8:55 AM


Reggie was just a stepping stone.
i swear!

Posted by: mlee at February 23, 2007 9:06 AM

sounds good! i've always wanted to pee more...but hellven?! I hope not. better start making my amends now.

and I agree with k. morning laughs are always good especially when i'm in a fog...like now.

i should go pee...

Posted by: lisa at February 23, 2007 9:15 AM

Lisa - FYI, Hellven is way cool.
http://www.poltz.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=feef6f92d55fc70681154e8fb1cba66c&threadid=2380

Posted by: Dana at February 23, 2007 9:34 AM

thank you for my poltzy education Dana.

sex, animals & krispy kreme? I'm so there but do I still need to be good to get in or just believe? I'm hellven challenged I think. : )

Posted by: lisa at February 23, 2007 9:46 AM

Lisa, the Hellvenian definition of "good" is a LOT different than the one to which you've become accustomed in your everyday life.

Posted by: Frag at February 23, 2007 12:22 PM

oh my gosh, you're killing me. can't wait to see you accept your award sunday. don't forget to thank your fans.
and jack... adorable!

Posted by: karen lee at February 23, 2007 1:51 PM

pure, demented, beautiful genius, you are...

Posted by: ally at February 25, 2007 7:07 PM

You need more refrigerator magnets.
I'll have to send you some...
Email me.
love,
Mindy

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