October 30, 2007
Some Things About Me

Ted Berberian photography
Listen Here!!!
I like the word belligerent
It rhymes with refrigerant
I’m OK at lying
I’m scared of dying
I like eating food
I love to be nude
These are some things about me you should know
You should fucking know these things about me
I like to watch others
I love unwed mothers
I’m convinced the world’s ending
I like twisting and bending
I have furry ears
I write songs about queers
These are some things about me you should know
You should fucking know these things about me
I’m mean and I’m kind
I’m losing my mind
I don’t sleep that much
I use humor as a crutch
I think I’m a fraud
Not sure I believe in god
These are some things about me you should know
You should fucking know these things about me
I like chocolate cake
I give but I take
I’ve been to Hong Kong
I’ll sell you a song
I live in hotels
I don’t take any pills
I quit drinking booze
It’s not any big news
I act really glad
Even though I’m real sad sometimes
These are some things about me you should know
You should fucking know these things about me
Posted by steve at October 30, 2007 6:14 AM
WE ALREADY KNEW THSE THINGS ABOUT YOU STEVIE BOY, AND THAT'S WHY WE F------ LOVE YOU. MAnPA
k krainz or ted?
sjjp, while you MAY be the shit, MAnPA are most certainly the BOMB!
thanks for your on-line confession. ;)
i am not convinced the world is ending, but i think it will as we know it today. like control top panty hose, a cosmetic fix isn't going to do the trick. what if it IS too late? apathy will not become you, will you become apathetic? not in this lifetime babe, that's one more thing i fucking know about you.
You know what you should fucking know about me?
How much I fucking love you.
Oh. And sassy tazzy's right. Ted's gonna kill you.
And all of the unwed mothers out there love you too. Well, maybe not all, butI do!
sorry. i meant ted berberian photography.
thanks for noticing.
ted is a peach!
steve
well now, k krainz is hot peachy cobbler!
wait! ted BARBARIAN photography-- it's catchy, i say.
i effing know and love these things about you!
i don't even know your ma n pa, but i love them too.
thanks for trying to give me credit (where credit was not due) for one of my most favorite pics. awesome ted!
p.s. who's taz?
Yeah, I think I already knew most of those things about you. I can identify w/ more than a few of them, too. Great minds think alike?
wait, i didn't know about the furry ears.
i think i still love you.
absolutely fantastic! two of my favorite people and their works of art on one page...i love steve and ted! gracias amigos!
How good it must feel to express yourself with a song. If more people could do this we wouldn't have people going off the deep end.....
Amigo... Thanks for posting the picture. I will let the credit to the wrong photographer slide since I love you so much. It is not like we were in bed making mad passionate love and you screamed out someone elses name. That would get me pissed... Not that we are lovers, I am just saying... cause if we were I would be missing you right about now since it has been 6 weeks since I last looked into your eyes... But I don't miss your eyes sorry. I do crave a nice long slow dance or a few minutes of cuddling with one of your songs playing in the backgroung. That is about as close to being intimate with you as I want to get... I still love you though... madly... Any chance I could convince you to come back to Oregon next weekend? I will be there taking pictures.... sure could use a dose of Poltz.... Or better let me be your merch guy for the up coming down under shows. I can take pictures of you playing with the dingos. later dude! -ted
First things first -
Wow! You are smokin' hot in that blue shirt!
Next-
I love everything about you!
XO
this makes me sad dude. i didn't know your ears were hairy.
Is that you singing in those Jeep comercials seen in Fort Lauderdale, Fl. I swear it's you
I like this poem; it's very funny! Do you remember me, Steve? We met on the Hugh Thompson Show in the beginning of Oct. You sang the song about Mari Frank. I was w. a friend named Sparkle. Remember???
I gave the wrong url last time