January 6, 2008

It's Crackmas!

pic taken covertly by me at an airport in Melbourne

Anyone call for a plumber?
It's not Christmas it's Crackmas.
Anyone else have a caption????
Sometimes I just love traveling.

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See you in Brisbane. It's worth the drive even if you have a boat to ferry your car across the ocean. I said "ferry!"

Happy Crackmas!

Posted by steve at January 6, 2008 8:58 PM


funny you should post this on the epiphany steven. you *do* know the significance of the 12 days of christmas, right? i ask b/c i was engaged in what became a catholic-charged conversation over this holiday at dinner.

anyway, glad to hear that milan is performing up to expectation. good man, milan. and your dispatches merely confirm opinions firmly held regarding the sagacious, gracious, and attractiveness of aussie-folk.

fyi, folks all over az are contacting me asking, "WHERE is the love?!"

oh, and when your pads are in az in two months, khalil greene's gonna blush at the plate! WAHHHH HOOOOOOO!

be safe

Posted by: ~dawn at January 6, 2008 11:02 PM

That is known as "The Great Aussie Crack!" You will see that all over Australia. Lucky for you the crack knows no gender bias, and is equally prevalent among Aussie men. Can't wait to see your show Thursday.

Posted by: Andrej at January 7, 2008 1:16 AM

Dude... when I said I wanted pictures of Australian cleavage, that's NOT the kind of cleavage I was talking about.

Posted by: Frag at January 7, 2008 6:20 AM

re: the article -- Damn! You got Jud Nelson to play on your CD?! That's awesome! I thought he only made movies.

Posted by: Frag at January 7, 2008 6:22 AM

poor scrappy, why can't they ever get his name right.

Posted by: lkay at January 7, 2008 9:39 AM

We call that a "California License Plate" in these parts.

Or, just the good ol' "tramp stamp".

Posted by: Rev Spankalot at January 7, 2008 10:30 AM

er...that was the tat I was talkin aboot.

Crack kills.

Posted by: Rev Spankalot at January 7, 2008 10:31 AM

Nice coin slot, but I donít want to see where the candy comes out.

Posted by: shaeffer at January 7, 2008 2:40 PM

You guys are so mean. Poor crack girl. :(

Posted by: Meg at January 7, 2008 4:15 PM

Steven... say 3 Hail Mary's, 4 Our fathers
and for drawing the arrow - just go ahead and and say the entire rosary.


Posted by: melisSa at January 8, 2008 3:06 PM

whats happening to you? you visit the land down under and take on the persona of Simon Cowell of american idol? this poor girl..... unknowingly exploited.

Posted by: bc at January 8, 2008 8:08 PM

Crack and Christmas? You're spending too much time with Gregory.

Well, different kind of crack I suppose..

Posted by: T at January 8, 2008 10:49 PM

In Sydney we call that a coin slot.... next time, drop some money in and watch them dance. Looking forward to seeing you at the Basement tonight, Mr Poltz.

Posted by: Angela at January 9, 2008 2:51 PM

Crack-a-toa, southeast of Java.

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