Breaking News! The Sausage Race Video Is Here! Dang it all!
Here is the video of my debut in the sausage races in Milwaukee. Chris Modl edited this beautifully. I am ashamed of my performance and promise to do better in the future. There are reasons for my poor showing and I'll think of them soon.
Top 10 Excuses for losing the sausage race
I was drugged before the race by the mob who had money on a different sausage.
I was wearing tight jeans.
I ate too much kettle corn before the race.
The Polish sausage costume was loaded with weights,
Those other guys were younger and run the race all the time.
I wanted to lose.
My right leg is actually broken and my toes don't bend anymore.
I was scared that one of the players on The Braves was going to hit me with a bat.
I bet on myself to lose and won big amounts off of the mob.
I've been cloned and I'm actually living in Tahiti.
Posted by steve at May 31, 2008 12:53 PM
Comments
Chris Modl is the best movie editor ever!!!
Posted by: CM at May 31, 2008 1:21 PM
So you're a slow tasty sausage!!!
and my money's on reason #9:
I bet on myself to lose and won big amounts off of the mob.
Then you can buy a new pair of high end diamond encrusted summer thongs to wear at your singer-songwriter workshop!!!
i think it was the jeans. were you afraid of falling and messing up your fancypants?
Posted by: pix at May 31, 2008 2:18 PM
You should name your next album "Slow Sausage".
I dare ya.
I double DOG dare ya!
(get it? "dog"?)
Posted by: Revvy Spankers at May 31, 2008 3:32 PM
You lost because you are not Polish. You are a Hungarian, Canadian American. Next time choose a Weiner costume
because many years ago your ancestors came from Germany.
You're a real hot dog, but we love you. MAnPA.
Posted by: maNpa at May 31, 2008 4:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! I am still laughing from the text you sent me the day of the race! Well Steve some ladies like a man slow and steady... So you go that going for you!
Posted by: TedB at May 31, 2008 6:50 PM
Well, as the Polish sausage...atleast you ran the right way and finished:) JK.
Anyways...it was the Poltz-sausage....I can see the next T-shirt now.
Posted by: Rob B. at May 31, 2008 6:57 PM
I believe i was the first one to view, rate AND comment this video.
GO ME!
yes, but your a kick butt sausage.
and I agree with people, your next shirt should be you as a sausage and think up some cheesy saying/slogan to put under it.
prettty good idea if you ask me.
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