May 6, 2009
Greetings friends- I'm in Australia!
I just woke up and I'm not sure what day it is. Thursday here- Wed back in the States. I'm a day ahead of you so I hate to tell you this, but the world will no longer exist the way you know it. So fly here to see me now! I demand it. It's winter here and things are backwards.
People drive on the other side of the road and talk with funny accents. Dogs can fly and lizards speak fluent Chinese. You can eat flowers and they make you taller and all smiley. The clouds are made of cotton candy and they fall out of the sky right into your mouth. Everything is free here! They don't believe in money. There's no pollution and they've never heard of the swine flu. (I brought it with me though so they will)
Fly here this week and bring me clothes and crackers and water lilies. Bring me gold shoes and silver socks and I'll trade you Chinese speaking lizards. We'll jump rope in the sprinklers and wash our hair with rain water. Australia is the new black. It's where everyone needs to be for the next couple of months. Bring your DNA and bring your wigs. Dress up in disguise and tell your bosses you have eye problems and that you can't see coming into work this month.
Tell the San Diego Padres I love them but I'm not IN love with them.
Peace,
Steve
Posted by steve at May 6, 2009 1:41 PM
Why does that room you are in remind me of a jail cell?! Are you in jail!? Do you need $ to get out? Maybe we can all pitch in and help ya'! ;)
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
dang dude,
admit it; you're in a girls' dorm, aren't you?
oh, and am booking my flight right now 'cause you deMANded it. i'm bringing swine flu and mescal with me. any requests? i'm thinking they won't let me carry on one of those phallic succulents you're so fond of. just know it's the thought that counts. i'll see you soon and i'd appreciate it if you'd squeal like a school girl when you see me. peace out.
Jeez. Comb your hair & hang that towel on the towel rack where it belongs, young man. What would your mother say?!
incredibly cute...all sleepy like that
:o)
Welcome back to the wonderful land of Oz, hope your tour goes well. I may not get to see you this time around as my baby is due just before you arrive in Perth! Perhaps I will catch you on the next tour!
steve ,
i love you and support your choices, but is that a handlbar mustache i see trying to run from your face? you're too cute to go outlaw son. maybe it looks better in Australia since thing are opposite there? shave and a haircut
two bits,
sheriff
Cool beans!!! Enjoy being Down Under and the vegemite, I tried it in India and it's not bad. Oh and don't do weird things to the Kangaroos unless they consent to it!!!
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i think while sporting your mustache, you should slap your name under the "phrase" on said t-shirt and sell it while you own it...
though make sure everyone knows it the rides and not the t-shirts that are free!!!
Welcome Back, Steve.... I'll see you in the Lounge Room.
