STEVE POLTZ

May 9, 2009

Don't let Steve Poltz be a passenger in your car in Australia?

There's a "movie" floating around the internet on one of the you tubes that I'm a poor passenger to have in the car. I just wanted to let you guys here at Poltz.com know about it. I just have to say that this really hurts my feelings and I wanted you guys to see it first before someone else tells you about it. I don't think my behavior was so bad. So in the interest of keeping everything above board I want you guys to decide if I'm allowed to drive in a car with you. I think the evidence will speak for itself and I'm certain my honesty in this matter will vindicate me. Thanks for always being there for me.
Yours in passengerdom,
Steve Poltz

Posted by steve at May 9, 2009 1:21 AM

Comments

I don't have a license or a car. Though I would let you be a passenger in my stolen car without proper licensing. That is if you wouldn't mind the illegality of it all and my staring out the side window at times to check out the scenery while eating chocolate bars you feed me while driving.

p.s. Random squirrels don't have nuts on you!!!

Posted by: Janice at May 9, 2009 5:26 AM

Next time you ride with me, I think you're going to have to sit in the 'way back'... like the trunk.

Posted by: Frag at May 9, 2009 7:45 AM

hmm...incredible! I think squirty the squirrel should make a down under appearance!
xo-J

Posted by: J at May 9, 2009 8:09 AM

estEban, i :heart: you as much as i :heart: using all 7 letters in scrabble, BUT i'm w/milan and frag. :D

two questions, how much tea (nar) sugar was consumed prior to your cinegraphic debut? and do you furnish >1 foot massage a day? :) milan's a gem dude.

Posted by: coop at May 9, 2009 8:53 AM

you're my favorite douchebag.

Posted by: pixy at May 9, 2009 9:40 AM

u are a crack up! when r u back in la?

Posted by: Kirby Green! at May 9, 2009 4:20 PM

I each traffic school on weekends. Honest.

I can help.

Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at May 9, 2009 8:09 PM

Not only do I each it, I also teach it.

sheesh

Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at May 10, 2009 12:14 PM

Meg, you would never say "Nar", wouldja?

Posted by: Rev. Spankalot at May 11, 2009 2:28 PM

So damn funny.

Posted by: andyyyyyyyy at May 14, 2009 6:59 PM