December 2004

December 23, 2004

santa claus and prison


Here is a new song for the Christmas holidays. Just click below where it says listen here and put it on your ipods of whatever you kids do these days. Merry Christmas from the songwriting Gods who just passed this song down at 6 this morning. I love you all and I hope you have the best holiday you ever could have hoped for. Even better than that chick who won The Swan.

Merry Christmas

Love Love Love (is all you need)

Steven j Poltz

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Posted by steve at 9:10 AM | Comments (9)
December 21, 2004

Uncle Bud and Nova Scotia


The following recording is a conversation I may or may not have had with my Uncle Bud, but I have tried to reproduce it as faithfully as possible. I made up this song for my birthplace about 15 years ago and this morning it woke me up.
I do remember having a kitchen party once at my Uncle Bernie's house in Halifax and teaching everyone this round that I had just made up. And by the way; my Uncle Bud is the best golfer in the world. Click where it says listen here.

Mele Kalikimaka,

On the Feast of STEVEN!


Posted by steve at 2:01 PM | Comments (12)
December 16, 2004

speak spanish with steve!


Listen down below by clicking where it says listen here and you will be on your way to speaking fluent Spanish just like the big kids.

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Big Guy: quanto cuesta un pasaje para lima? (how much is a ticket to lima?)
Little Guy: de Lima Peru? (to Lima, Peru?)
BG: Si, de Lima, peru. (Yes to Lima, Peru)
LG: De ida y vuelta? (round trip?)
BG: Solomente de ida (only one way)
LG: Dos mil dolares (two thousanad dollars)
BG: Dos mil dolares> Que barbaridad! Cuanto cuesta un pasage para El Cajon?(two thousands dollars. what a rip off! How much is a ticket to El Cajon?)
LG: Mmm, El Cajon, Cailfornia? (Mmm, El cajon California?)
BG Si, El Cajon, California. (Yes, El Cajon, California)
LG: Viente dolares. (twenty dollars)
BG Ahh, bueno. Cuando hay vuelos para El Cajon? (Ahh, good. When are there flights to El Cajon?)
LG: Ahh, solomente uno in Noviembre. (Ahh, only one in November.)
DOGGY: Ruf ruff! (bow wow)
LG: Cayete perro! (shut up doggy!)
DOGGY: Lo siento. (I'm sorry)
BG: Solomente uno in Noviembre? Este es ..... Deciembre! (Only one in November? This is December!)
LG: Que lastima! hahahhahahahahahahahah! Estupido! Idiota! HAAHHAHHAAA! Feliz Navidad! (Too bad! heeeheheeeehheeeehheeeehheeeee) Stupid! Idiot! HEEEHEEEHHEEEE Merry Christmas!)

Posted by steve at 11:27 AM | Comments (14)
December 9, 2004

sinking submarine


Here is a little ditty I made up this morning. I hope it makes you smile, and cry and feel goosebumpy.


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Posted by steve at 4:57 PM | Comments (33)

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