valentines show!

photo by the honorable william harvey
Hi Kibbles and Bits,
I just added a dinner show in San Diego at The Bellyup Tavern (Solana Beach) on Feb. 14th aka Valentines Day. (858) 481-8140 This is an early show at 8 PM. So whether you like this holiday or not, just come on out for some music and dinner. Bring a guy or bring a girl or bring a blow up doll and some m-80's. Wear your underwear or wear a plastic bag or a tux for all I care. Just come on out on Feb. 14th for some tantalizing tantric soothing sounds of fingernails on chalkboards mixed with broken glass and leaf blowers. Everyone's going to be there. Michael Stipe is going to do a duet with Bono of the song I Got You Babe. Al Green is going to make a breaking news announcement that he just bought Walgreens and all he has to do is knock out the W and it will be called "algreens." He'll have cardboard cutouts of himself dispensing penicillin and other sundries, with a tape recorded vocal of Lets Stay Together. It's going to be awesome possum. I am flying in from Austin for this show and I fully expect-NO- demand you all to do the same.
love and dirty dishes,
Steve
P.S. heck is for people who don't believe in gosh.
In the Bee Hive

photo by sammy davis jr.
Here is a photo of Bikram and Bonzo in the studio. Billy Harvey is producing my new cd here in Austin, Tejas in los Estados Unidos. The Bee Hive is where we are holed up for hours upon hours upon flowers. The recordings are luminous and Bostonian in nature only because Boston rhymes with Austin. Plus, I like the way luminous sounds.
If you check my show schedule you'll see that there aren't any. This is the first time in a long time that I have nothing scheduled. The only show I have is this coming Saturday the 28th of January at Bend Yoga in Dallas. This show is with Billy Harvey and there will be no other shows after this party. I will tour with Mister Harvey this summer when my new cd will be released. We will do lots of shows but until then, you need to buy a ticket to fly out to Dallas for this Saturday's extravaganza bonanza featuring Tony Danza. Bend Studio is at 5014 McKinney Ave. Dallas TX, 75205. Phone : 214-841-YOGA
I'm eating well and participating in laughing fits daily. Life is sweet and short so don't forget to pay your taxes and eat your green beans, and remember that a penny saved is a penny yearned.
Your Friend for Life,
and I mean LIFE.
not just half of it.
The whole freaking enchilada.
with green sauce and onions.
Steven Bikram addict Poltz
Happy New Year! 2000 and 6

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Happy new year 2000 and six
Yeah yeah yeah
We’re not hippies we just want peace and love
We want to fly with the doves
We want the streets paved out of chocolate
And the trees made out of licorice oh yeah
We want the troops to pick some flowers and
To lay down their guns
People loving people on a elevator home
Angels with wings eating dinner all alone
No work to do
Just some melons to eat
Melons?
Oo h yeah
Happy new year 2000 and six
Yeah yeah yeah
We’re not hippies we just want peace and love
We want to fly with the doves
Everybody holding hands like some 60’s
Reunion But we all smell good
We want the homeless getting unhomeless
And the kids reading lots of books
People loving people on a elevator home
Angels with wings talking on cell phones
Got God on the line
He wants some tacos to eat
Tacos?
Oh yeah
Happy new year 2000 and six
Yeah yeah yeah
We’re not hippies we just want peace and love
We want to fly with the doves
No more floods
Better gas saving hybrids
No more war
More money spent on education
People acting nicer
No more cussing.
shit yeah
sorry