Here's a song I made up the other day. I would like to see my friend from San Diego sing this to me one night. His name is Troy Lee Wells and he would do an awesome cover version of it. Please Troy if you're out there do it and film it for me.
I've got a prinking droblem
My troctor dold me doe
I humble stome
And woose my lay
Bore meer bore meer
Gee sum whikky
Wee sum gikky
Tots of shequila
tots of shequila
I've got a prinking droblemuph
My tother mold me doe
Son said she
Your liver hates you
And said I bakk
Well Lor wiver yates hoo too
Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
The coppers over me pulled
And Said I
Ossifer me likey badge you
Mustache me too have donut
I money me sister to you
Now home is my jail
Me prison wizzon
Fizzon me pizzon
He a man me kissin
Ohhh I've got a prinking droblem
And I know I down you let
I dett you lown
Prickly prickly poligies for you hoo
My yestedaze taste like tomorrow's wine
Bash my smottle and
Bottle my smash and
trash me in the put
Ooh I've got a prinking droblem
And sheep have me with sex
And goats are my friends too
